misUNDERSTOOD ALWays

wOrk

2006-12-15T22:30:00.000+08:00

In about 7 months time... Work will commence...

For me.. for all the wonderful aspirations I've got before.... I am 99.99% certain to begin work in a Big 4 Accounting Firm... Here are the reasons why I will NEVER fulfill my initial aspirations to start work in a BIG FOREIGN bank...

1. Lazy
I guess i'm just lazy to submit applications, modify and personalise resumes etc.... i prefer to do things standard... i prefer to slack and stone myself away...

2. Lousy
The banks wanna ppl who are powerfully articulate and technically wonderful ( I tink.. hahaha).... For all my "Great" results... I'm NOT technically sound even... and of cuz... I juz have this wonderful attitude problem that prohibits me from speaking up as long as there is some kind of appraisal.. which supposedly acts as an incentive... apparently it acts more as a punishment than a reward... at least for me...

3. Lazy + Lousy
A prestigious bank called me up and asked me to go for an assessment.... hey at least there is hope... but then.. I'm too lazy to go down for the assessment.. especially when i had 2 interviews and another 2 interviews more to go at tat time... and also... i'm too lousy to realise.. tat even if i accept other offers... i WUN be bonded to them i.e. I can break it... However.. the power of the two forces combined is sufficient for me to rationalise that i shldn't go for this assessment...

So you see... I've accepted an offer from one of the BIG 4 accounting firms... and I'll be starting work as an audit assistant most probably... As of now.. i'll have to watch my behaviour in public and in my blog as i must uphold the image and integrity of this profession (Please refer to code of conduct... somewhere in my seminar readings...).. haha...

Since most of you might not understand what assurance entails... i'll try to explain it in a simple example:

The author is not responsible for the correctness of any "concepts" used. This example is purely fictional. Any Coincidence is purely a coincidence duh.. haha

Assertion: Chi Ho is yandao

Responsible party: Public

Therefore... as an auditor... i'll have to try provide reasonable assurance about the truth of this assertion by the public... As such.. i'll require AUDIT EVIDENCE to satisfy myself as to the truthfullness of this statement... However.. such audit evidence must satisfy certain criteria such as independence.. free frm biasness etc....

Some audit evidence i can obtain are...

1. Confirmations?
Confirmations from independent parties would usually be good audit evidence to satisfy existence and accuracy... however... since the PUBLIC are responsible for this assertion... NOBODY is independent.. i.e. all such confirmations are biased... since the PUBLIC made this assertion.

2. Observations?
Another good audit evidence will be through observation... through looking at Chi Ho. However.. one has to consider.. do I have the necessary expertise to distinguish yandao from not yandao?... This should not be a problem however, as it is veri veri easy to tell that Chi Ho is yandao...

Does the above two steps provide sufficient audit evidence for reasonable assurance? After exercising my healthy dose of professional scepticism... I will think it is sufficient to ascertain through observations alone that this assertion provides a true and fair view on the subject matter, i.e. Chi Ho. Why you may ask... the answer is simple.. I'm biased... utterly BIASED... hahah.. therefore... I should not undertake this assurance task.. as I'm HIGHLY biased and therefore not independent... In fact.. no one shld.. since in this case.. the PUBLIC agrees with the assertion and therefore.. NOBODY is independent in fact...

Care must be taken.. as in real life.. there are veri veri little such cases where nobody is independent (except for ahem.. one case tat i know of.. hahaa)...

End of case...

End of entry

frenly advice

2006-10-03T22:12:00.001+08:00

My SMU frens hav been telling me how "xiong" SMU is.. ok... i only hav two SMU frens (shyh jie and ken)... Perhaps itz time for the NTU final year old bird from the xiong xiong xiong course Accountancy to decipher the mysterious reasons behind this "phenomenon"...

1. The everyone's mugging phenomenon

So everywhere u go u see ppl mugging... is tat juz due to the fact tat there are NO halls of residences in SMU? So wat u expect ppl to do when they're waiting for their next lesson? Go City Hall to relac? Or be lazy, stay in school.. n find something to do? n wat do u do in a campus w/o Halls? Mug la....

Anyway... In UNi... everyone's mugging... so itz not peculiar to SMU...

2. The I got loads to read phenomenon

This has to be from Mr. Ken... He told me he got 800 pages to read... I dun deny tatz a lot... but i dun tink they're FRS... in case u freshies dunno... itz Financial reporting standards... Try reading tat... esp FRS 39... i look forward to Ken's complaints when he needs to read tat...

Again... In any biz school.. u'll hav tons to read... juz tat Sergi n Ken hav one more year of readings compared to me hahhaa

Conclusion:
Wat u all are "suffering" now is nothing la.. compared to wat u'll hav to suffer later on hahaha... this is advice frm the very wise.. very yandao... always frenly Chi Ho... the always helpful senior u all hav hahaha

Anyway... I've discovered tat rationalising myself is tiring n hard... jus imagine... chi ho vs chi ho... itz basically two super yandao geniuses fighting wif each other hahhaa.. but then... one of the chi ho has won.. the one tat chi ho wanted to win... So despite noting something which would hav made me moody in the past... I merely noted but din register much moodiness... anyway i am juz trying to sound chim... cuz i m chim.. n cuz geniuses are basically juz hard to understand..hahaha

frenly advice

2006-10-03T22:12:00.000+08:00

Moodified

2006-09-07T21:49:00.000+08:00

Presentations n presentations... projects and projects...These stuff seem to make up my life nowadays...

Today juz had Audit presentation... Our team was betta than the much coveted 306 "Dream Team"... We met for onli half an hour for the project n we got a good grade i believe for our report judging frm the tutor's comments... Though my presentation was so sucky... though i wasn't too bothered by it anyway...

Then had Handover meeting... went for onli a veri short while... abt 1 hour... then went off... cuz i wanna catch LOST... Felt relieved tat i can finally dump all the shit to ruiyang haha... now i can go to CO w/o getting screwed upside down by some ppl.... Learnt a lot frm the experience.. though i believe i learnt the most from the "screwed upside down" experience... Here.. i shall briefly outlined wat screwed me up...

Asked 4 ppl abt their willingness to sign sth... All agreed readily...
Seeked confirmation abt their willingness... got screwed by one of them...
Got the doc for them to sign n got some "comments" from some of them...
Got screwed upside down inside out by the person who screwed me in point 2...

The lessons i've learnt from this is... always anticipate different reactions to the same thing from the same ppl at different times... You might tink tat i'm pushing blame away but i honestly do not think itz any fucking fault of mine.... After u get screwed so much by such ppl... u realli get so pissed tat u will juz msg them abt important stuff rather than informing them in person... Too bad...

Anyway was realli moody today... n now too... not angry towards anyone... itz juz caused by myself... I'll juz keep the reason to myself... my words can be so diluted... saying it will not change anything anyway ... n i dun intend to change the stuff tat made me moody anymore... there's no point le... So the status quo shall remain.. i will continue to be bothered... but i shn't say anything on it...

Time to start studying... i still have a case to rush... n a quiz to study for... i have to start hitting the books real hard...

after-thoughts

2006-07-29T20:46:00.000+08:00

For a while now, I hav held back on writing this post... Now tat the restraint has been removed... it shall be time for me to express some after-thoughts on the Beijing Trip...

The following may cause distress. Viewer discretion is SERIOUSLY advised...

To my beloved Gf...

Enjoyed the time together during this trip no matter wat others might say... Yup... I'll always be there for you....

To my Gf's and my roomie during the trip...

Truly sorry to have neglected both of you during the trip... hope tat we will always remain good frens....

To frens who exercised restraint frm commenting on us...

Really appreciate the silent support given... tatz wat frens are for...

To frens who teased us...

Humour felt... no offence towards tat....

To ppl who hav nothing but unsavory remarks broadcasted abt us...

I will never have the time to consider the feelings of every single person... n i never intend to anyway... if u felt that we were a disturbing presence during the trip... continue doing tat.. everyone is entitled to their opinions and have the right to judge ppl... but realise tat juz as u hav the right, i do hav this right to do so... to judge u all based on watever remarks u might hav... here are my comments towards u all...

Anyway... this is targeted towards those who GOSSIPPED behind our backs.. i dun mind if these were directed straight in my face w/o any broadcast (those fall under frens who exercised restraint...)... I wunno who went ard discussing (i'm juz being polite here...)... u all know urself...

1. So our intimate behaviour hav caused distress towards u... sorry abt tat... (like real...)... Since u are so easily disturbed.. may i suggest tat u dun go Orchard Road, dun take bus or train, dun watch movies or tv... basically juz lock urself in the room n read ur most benign Harry Potter book.... I m not being sarcastic here... this is helpful advice to prevent u frm getting traumatised...

2. So u had the time to notice tat we are ALWAYS together... perhaps tatz the reason y u can never enjoy the trip... itz not my business if you take us as the tourist attraction... tatz UR fucking business.... U tink we r too sticky is ur problem... i call it Loving... STILL got a prob? go bang the wall then... it may help u understand...

3. So u tink i should spare a tot for every person in the trip... n by being always together.. we hav affected the ENTIRE orchestra.... let me ask u all this qn... by making those unsavory remarks behind us... hav u all spared a tot for our feelings?

So basically, i enjoyed the time with my wonderful Gf.... yup yup... Felt really sorry for our roomies though.. i'll surely reflect on tat... n as anyone can see... i also felt pissed...

However, i still felt the trip to be enjoyable... the sweetness by far overcome the slight bitter after-taste...

daYs in bEijIng

2006-07-25T20:48:00.000+08:00

For a week, I was in the capital of China, a.k.a. Beijing a.k.a. Peking a.k.a. Bei Ping... Actually i was quite scared before n during the trip... cuz.. i veri scared wait the Chinese authorities decide tat my handsome face shld be regarded as their national treasure n dun let me come back to s'pore hahaha....

For those planning to go China soon.. i will suggest to every single one of u.. to bring a face mask there.. i dun mean facial mask.. i mean the thing to cover ur mouth during SARS period... ya... tat face mask....

All toilet users should heed my advice.. their toilets are a weapon in themselves... any foreigner used to clean toilets will agree (i mean.. used to using clean toilets.. not cleaning toilets...)... mayb the chinese wanna punish the ang-mohs for their plundering in the past... tatz y they hav smelly toilets to punish foreigners... but i am innocent.. y punish ppl like me?

Actually... u will find tat their toilets at tourist attractions n restaurants quite ok... if u hav been to the toilets in their universities tat is... U see i was at 2 of their top universities.. n their public toilets realli realli... i dunno how their undergrads use one... make until... so dirty n smelly... go in muz hold breath.. run in.. do business... run out... argh.. n the thing is... in some girl toilets.. they dun even hav doors... so... girls can walk in.. look into one of the cubicle n see some person doing their business... yucks...

I realised tat i may nv be able to understand the mainland PRCs.... their fantastic logic... in one of their toilets... in a restaurant... the lock in the toilet miraculously can be used.... itz workable.. but the catch is tat... the lock has no use... u can still push the door open from outside... so watz the use of the lock? i honestly do not know... no wonder it can be "used"....

Cup noodles was the best food i ate there... after Peking duck n PIzza Hut... haha... which speaks a lot abt their food... u wanna ur enemy to die faster? invite him/her to go Beijing... treat him to Mc Donald fries if u wanna him to die of kidney failure and high blood pressure(super a lot of salt.. like eating salt lidat...)... wanna him to suffer vessel blockage? treat him to Peking's fantastic three layer meat... if i take off my glasses.. i will onli be able to see one layer... the transparent layer.. the soft layer.. the fatty area.. Yucks

Things were made worse when my guide n bus driver were great... the guide was an auntie... she loves to imitate chicken... sorry.. i mean rooster... love to act rooster... then when she talk.. onli the ppl standing rite in front of her can hear one... ppl like me who love to stand at the back can hear only myself talking.... n the bus driver is a bloody slacker... he's lazy to switch on the air-con when the first person board the bus, lazy to help carry luggage when he's supposed to be the one doing so... asshole....

One redeeming factor was their fake goods... they got quite a range there n the price u get is dependent on ur bargaining... tat makes it sooooooo exciting.... itz amazing how one classic tactic can always work... pretend to leave.. n u hear the price being cut by several times the original offer....

The hotel is not bad too... a worthy 4-star hotel.. i love their bed, their tv, their bathtub, their hot shower water... their morning call at 6am...

Tatz realli all i can say abt Beijing... the location of Olympics 2008

sIgns oF iMPerfection

2006-07-06T22:34:00.000+08:00

Weeks pass by very very quickly. My attachment has ended. Taxi fares are going up again. June passed. Now is July. England is out. Germany is out. Portugal is out. I had my first lesson as tutor. Everything just seems to pass me by.

As time starts to pass me by, I have discovered that my definition of myself as a perfect, impeccable individual has been severely blemished. Here's why:

1. Attachment

I have started revising my definition of myself as perfect ever since my attachment began. Spelling mistakes, addition mistakes, formatting mistakes are just some of the mistakes I have made. Well, all these are attributed to carelessness; therefore I branded myself 90% perfect.

2. World Cup

Well, although I am not playing for England, I still participated in the World Cup. As a 90% perfect individual, I must do my part for the economy. Anyway I do not believe the economy is getting better, so according to Keyes, I must help to stimulate the economy by spending so that it will cause a multiplier effect. In order to play a part, I have decided to step into S'pore Pools. Motivated by the prospect of earning more money and to stimulate the economy, I started betting. As of now, my losing rate has been 100%. I have really done a lot for the economy by losing. But I truly wanted to win. As such, my forecasts have gone terribly wrong. Due to this, my perfection factor is further reduced by 10%.

3. The Ronaldo

I seriously thought Ronaldo and Rooney will make the perfect pair to help Manchester United rise to the top again. I mean Cristiano. I don't mean the goldfish. The fat one. No. I mean the Oscar winning actor in the World Cup. The person who got Rooney sent off regardless of what the referee might say. The guy who winked at the Portugese bench. Yes. That idiot.

You might wonder why this affects my perfection score. You see, in my Football Manager, it is already in year 2009. Ronaldo is still in my team. And one of my most important coveted players. I have failed to execute my virtual punishment to this guy due to my laziness to open the programme and fine him. So my perfection score has dropped by 10% due to my very lazy behaviour.

4. LOST

By this, I mean something more dramatic than the drama LOST. Much much more dramatic. Like, getting lost in East Coast Park while looking for a particular fast food restaurant. Another 15% off here.

5. Blogging instead of typing report

I have an attachment report to do. And yet, I am blogging right now. This again exemplifies my slacking and lazy attitude. Afterwards, I think I will play games again. And I will wake up at 11am again tomorrow. And then I will have a nap again. And then I will be out again. And then I will play games again blah blah. Busy or procrastination? I have decided it is the latter. So I have to subtract another 10% from myself again.

6. Calculation

As of a few seconds ago, I was wondering what my score is. I wanted to calculate but found that I am either too lazy to do so, or just lacked the ability to perform calculations without a calculator. So, I decided that I am now only a 20% perfect man.

Now I have to make myself happy with myself. After I have self declared myself only 20% perfect. Here's why I should be happy with myself:

1. Mean of population

After performing some statistical analysis (which equates to thinking only), from a sample mean of about 20 (mostly VS guys that I know), I found that I am in the top 5% of the population. This result can of cause by ascribed to my handsome face, my intellectual brain and my good natured personality.

2. Happening factor

Basically, this happening does not amount to the one that is popularised by the fanatics who love clubbing and view those who don't as hermits living in their own shells. I have better things to do than that thank you very much.

By happening, I mean creating something unexpected which inevitably reduces my perfection score. Things that add spice into my own life. Like getting lost in ECP. And laughing at myself for that.

3. Blogging language

Well, I have changed my blogging style yet again if you noticed. You might want to take note that my blogging vocabulary and punctuation have improved by leaps and bounds. This is to be in line with my new image as a tuition teacher. I must set a good example for my student. And future student(s).

So although I find myself somewhat imperfect, I am still 20% perfect. And I am happy with that.

mY pREdicTion

2006-06-17T22:49:00.000+08:00

Well... the normally inpenetrable chi ho has been breached.. (i dun mean anything brokeback by tat....)... I meant i made my first bet in Singapore Pools... congrats to Singapore Pools... they got another potential lifetime customer hahaha...

A lot of ppl hav luffed at my prediction... ppl like shyh jie... ppl like kok wai... all asking me to tear up the betting slip... No No... the betting slip is a potential earning of $115... although the expected earnings may be... hmm... veri veri low haha.. but at least got potential one ok...

To explain why i made tat decision... first... take a look at how i tink the match will turn out...

The below are purely the my own personal opinion and i shall take no responsibility for ur losses if u choose to follow my advice

Guus Hiddink the miracle coach of South Korea, PSV and now.. Australia... he will have a master plan.. a plan to stun the reigning world champions...

Brazil onli won by 1 goal against Croatia... Barring a super hot performance like Argentina... they can be contained... Croatia had shown tat not allowing space for the samba to happen can contain Ronaldinho... n of cuz... Brazil got one goldfish playing for them... u can imagine Kaka shouting at him to move ard more.. or to move his fat ass away so he can hav unblocked view to goal hahaha....

Also Brazil is always defensively frail.. this time shld not be an exception... so u see.. with a goldfish as the main marksman... Brazil will NOT score in the first half.. n Hiddink's master tactics should exploit Brazil's defensive weaknesses to get 2 goals up.... by half time...

Of cuz... Brazil is no England... England can onli depend long cross frm their handsome Beckham n for Crouch on stilts to head in the goals.. Brazil got players capable of magic... At half time... goldfish shld be too tired to come out liao... so Brazil will be rejuvenated n come out wif guns blazing...

Even so... Guss Hiddink is obviously no Eriksson... England always defend veri power.. regardless of whether they leading or trailing they'll hav like all the men behind the ball.. which is quite a dumb thing to do.. so.. Guus Hiddink aft his ultra attacking formation in the first half shld be packing the midfield to try contain the Brazillian dance troupe led by Ronaldinho... which is why rejuvenated Brazil can onli score 2 in second half n get a draw.. so final score will be 2-2...

Anyway the scores are variable one.. but the result muz be Australia lead at half time n a draw at full time la haha...

So.. Singapore Pools betta hope tat my prediction come true.. or else it'll lead to customer dissatisfaction n they'll lose my customer lifetime value... hahaha...

Ya... on the same day i made my bet.. i celebrated birthday wif a veri veri special person haha... ya.. first time i celebrate bdae for someone alone ok... so tat day quite a number of first times.. haha... Veri special day for chi ho haha...

Okk... letz us all now pray together for Chi ho's prediction to come true hha

2006-06-04T15:26:00.000+08:00

HK Bus Uncle

Watch him scold n scold... You'll realli feel like slapping him

n 1 mOnTH LaTEr

2006-06-03T22:48:00.000+08:00

"I'm afraid your current performance won't earn u a good grade... etc...."

Monday... before work... before 9am... before i stepped into office... i kena this kind of thing from my colleague...

"Itz confirmed u wun be going over to accounts.... u will be staying in audit..."

One of the main reasons why i keep on wayang... y i keep on being blur in my work... y i keep on making stupid mistakes.. was cuz i tot i will be promoted from hell to paradise... but... haiz.. it was not meant to be.... i guess they nid the handsome face to get their clients haa...

So this together wif my great promise... i feel a changed man.. but onli feeling different... actions still abt the same la.. hahaha

I realised.. tat.. my greatest wayang act is going to the toilet.. super frequent one... every hour i look forward to my toilet trip/s... haha.... not tat i like the smell of the toilet.. cuz i can realli slack a bit there... u noe... make myself comfortable... (clearing ur bladder n bowels hahaha)...and of cuz.. i can look at eye candy at the mirror.. at myself hahahahha

And then... had another hot lunch date wif Ken (hot cuz the weather is hot la...)..haha... Then this time i nearly got lost.. or i tot i got lost la haha... cuz i tried a new way of walking..(different routes la.. not literally diff method of walking la duh...)...haa...

Then after lunch.. went to 7-11 cuz Ken wanna get some drinks... this 7-11... sell things sooooooooo ex lor... more cheater than the Kolam Ayer CC auntie...haha... Then bought a lemon tea for me to kapo haha... wanna cross road the time.. Ken juz run across.. so i also run.. trying to balance the bottle to prevent spilling n using my mouth to hold the straw... This stupid idiot onli luff, point, luff..haha.. make me damage my perfect image onli lor haha...

Also tried to use the photo-taking machine near my workplace.. cuz i'm basically VERI lazy to find a place to take photo... Slotted in 6 $1 coins... take finish le.. come out... eh.. where is my photo ar... where where... i look at the hole where the photo supposed to come out... dun hav leh.. stand down there blur blur a while.. then wanna take phone n call the company tat time... suddenly the hole there was shining.. veri bright... ar... my photo come out le.. keke... i take out n turn slowly cuz itz shining veri brightly... then... suddenly stopped shining liaoz... wth... how come the background got a piece of the curtain one? And how come my face is so damn bright? Alamak... so i wasted $6... hav to go take again... elsewhere... other time....

Watched X-men this week also... had a great time... not watching the movie.. (i felt sleepy watching the movie... supposedly action packed.... zzzzz).. but luffing at our veri own X-men.. the hyper-ventilator.. his mutant powers are enuff to send a grp of hot blooded males into a frenzy haha...We were so scared wait he decide to terrify us by cramping all over lor... haha..

Read the Saturday straits times... read abt this Hk bus uncle haha.. intersting interesting.. haha... but watch wif caution.. wait u offended not my fault hor..haha

pRomiSE yeT aGaIN

2006-05-28T00:54:00.003+08:00

When i hav to make promises to myself.. it always mean tat sth has gone wrong n i hav to do a lot to rectify the situation... which is why u dun see me making promises to myself about zui-ing girls or wat.. cuz ... i dun tink i hav a problem in tat hahahahaa.. cuz a bit too yandao... both outside n inside.. (i mean character.. not underneath my clothes or wat la.. u idiots.. haha)....

Ok.. so since i hav to make such a big big promise to myself.. u can see tat i hav a big problem lying down there in front of me.. a hurdle tall enuff to challenge the 170cm me... (i'm realli 170 la.. i'm not bluffing ok...)...

So first.. i muz say tat my promise is not abt sth i will do to make myself taller.. tatz.. impossible le.. i alreadi passed puberty... n too tall also obstacle.. wait too tall girls also dun like.. (hard to talk.. they muz look up to talk to u.. so mafan haha.. ).. so u can see tat my height is like perfect rite..haha

Since i dun tink i will be switching over to accounts as promised.. since i everyday kena kao peh for making stupid mistakes.. since i dun realli tink when doing my work.. since i always wayang everyday... i hav decided tat all these will hav to stop... With determination... i promise myself to take work mroe seriously... to tink before i do sth.... to work hard in my work...(dun expect OT though.. i'm not paid for it...).. so ... i'll start next week... they'll see a brand new chi ho... they're see the same yandao face wif a diff attitude... but... i still look forward to 6pm everyday la hahahha

Enuff of work haha.. this stupid ken... realli dumb... arranged to meet wif him/her for lunch on thurs.... at chinasquare... chi ho has to walk frm cheenatown to raffles lor... but since chi ho is commonly known as the man who moves at the speed of a bullet... chi ho managed to reach in abt 7 mins... n the stupid ken... keep on saying he/she reached le.. i reach there try to find him/her cannot find.. then after a while then see his idiot face...

Turned out.. he/she tot Golden Shoe was Chinasquare.. WAH LAU OI... realli dumb lor.. cannot even read sign.. cannot even noe where Chinasquare is when itz supposed to be at his/her workplace... kaoz... muz stop scolding Ken.. wait Kendrick not happy.. come beat me then jialat liao haha

Haha.. so i hope to make my promise come true.. haha.. cuz it requires a lot of effort... to prevent myself from going to sleep.. to stop myself frm wayang... veri difficult one lor hahaha

foLLowing wEEk

2006-05-20T22:54:00.001+08:00

2nd week into PA...

One phenomenon i hav noticed frm the phenonema (chi ho wahhahaa) is tat... i always look forward to lunch breaks and the magical 6pm.. every workday...

I love my lunch breaks... not becuz i can look at pretty girls lar... plz.. itz cheenatown... 70% of the ppl there are aunties and ah mas... i love lunch break cuz i can openly slack... juz follow.. then order food.. makan makan.. then walk back... woah... veri nice feeling... and of cuz.. i'm much closer to the veri veri special 6pm...

I'd like to advise everyone not to stand in the path leading frm the office to the lift at 6pm.. wait u kena knock down by chi ho moving at the speed of a bullet not my fault ar haha

This week... i learnt sth veri xtra... haha.. i learnt the importance of wayang... how to wayang successfully to ensure tat i can leave at 6pm... haha... act veri inefficient... act veri stress.. then.. u can do work at a slower pace.. of cuz.. wayang also veri tiring one... but at least wun be psychoed by ppl la... at somemore.. my office all the guys treat me like number one enemy lidat (cuz too.. ahem.. u noe wat i wanna say one rite hahaha)... so... muz act like those big breast no brains girl... chi ho act like yandao.. i mean chi ho is yandao.. but act like no brains hahaha

Then from this week on.. every week got 2 days CO prac.. i love CO prac.. cuz can realli slack hahaha... n can relac... n can luff at ppl... haha... aft getting stressed at work.. itz good to blow my trumpet (both suona n boasting hahaha)...

Then today.. i pang seh Feijie for soccer... too bad lar... i reached bus stop 415 liaoz.. then i reach there i can onli play veri little time.. might as well dun go rite... (ok lar.. i'm lazy to go so far also la haha.. and i got other priorities...)...

Looking forward to nxt week.. i wanna my pA to end soon...

2006-05-12T21:22:00.000+08:00

First day of PA

Alighting at Cheenatown and walking in Cheenatown makes me feel Cheena... This is not the PA tat i hav envisaged... i alwayz imagined my PA to be at Shenton Way.. in a tower... where my PA firm hav a few levels there...

Wish was gone instantly... when i blur-ly choose the wrong PA firm... when i failed my interview.. when i overconfident nv choose a BIG 4 firm....

It was onli the first day... n i get quite a bit of work to do... i wun mind if i actually knew wat n how to do the work.... the thing is tat i don't... U know watz statutory audit? No? No worries, i also dinnno... n i m supposed to be a Dean's List student...

Ok... so... if the objective of PA is to learn.. i did learn quite a lot... i learnt how to perform audit... in 4 days... i learnt how to handle stress... i learnt how to wayang a bit... i learnt how to force myself to put in OT w/o pay... i learnt how to time manage...

i also learnt the importance of good posture during office hours.. not tat i'm suffering frm some backache or wat... but... i juz got scolded by the partner on the FIRST day... for having a slack sitting posture.. ok lar.. i admit tat i was dozing off le... but i having fever n sore throat on tat day wat..

I also learnt the importance of forgetting how much u are paid when u r working on a job wif miserly pay... If i remember how much i m paid every minute.. i tink i will juz come at 4+ and leave at 6.. like the cleaning auntie in the company lidat.. i tink she mayb paid more than me somemore...

Curious abt my pay? i'll giv u 2 clues... $60000... and... place a decimal at the correct position...

To round off... i'll illustrate to u my brilliant memory...
Clock out time:
Monday: 631pm
Tuesday: 606pm
Wednesday: 704pm
Thursday: 617pm
Does this ilustrate my brilliant memory? i dun tink so... i tink it showed how happi and delighted i was at leaving the office...

Enought said abt PA...

Manchester United

Manchester United thrashed Charlton 4-0 and finished second...

To those... tat was anticipating a glorious forfeit.. frm Ruiyang..haha.. sorri... i cancelled the bet wif him on mutual grounds...

Cuz we realised tat we r both hum-jis... dun dare to do it...haha...

I regret lar.. but.. haiz.. too late.. haha.. sorri girls.. i know u all wanna look at me n ruiyang... but...haha.. too bad... we decided not to let u all eat ice cream keke...

Tinking of PA makes me sianz... haiz... sian ar

PA

2006-05-12T20:48:00.000+08:00

U know ur in trouble for ur PA when:

Get rejected after ur interview;
Blur blur chose the wrong company;
Nv choose Big 4....

and the consequences?

Stuck in some company in CheenaTown;
Survive w/o any training;
Overwhelmed wif work;
Full of stress;
Stress until feel like OT but found tat OT is w/o pay...

And tat will be me...

In the course of my week's experience in PA, i've observed the traits required to do well during PA:

Carry your trainers' balls;
If u're a guy, u betta hope tat u're not too yandao (unfortunately i am...);
If u're a girl, good for you...;
Learn to wayang... learn to look busy... when you're slacking...
If you're a yandao guy, u'd better start putting in some OT even if w/o pay;
Pray tat you get a humanely possible trainer, not some guy who enjoys psycho-ing u

Of cuz... since ur trainer will be giving u ur appraisal.. it will be utmost important tat u saikang and por2 ur colleagues whenever possible. Here i shall tell u wat u need to do frm my experience wif kok xin... the ultimate por2:

Always volunteer to rub ur superiors' backside;
For no good reason, praise them. Even if u tink ur trainer is fugly (pronounced as fa-glee), say tat he's veri fit... of cuz.. if u r a girl, u can juz say tat u tink he's hot... (i not responsible for wat he will try to do to u aft u do tat ok...);
Always ask questions... even when u know the answer... this onli applies to girls... not applicable to yandao kias like chi ho...;
Always act like the superior's ur idol... ur aim.. ur object of affection...

All in all... treat this like BMT (Basic Military Training...)... muz perserve for the 10 weeks... i hope i can get it reduced to eight weeks haha... i hope.. i wish... but whether it turns out to be 8 remains to be seen...

Final advice: sit properly.. if not.. will kena kp by ur partner or instructors....

a few weeks later

2006-05-03T20:39:00.000+08:00

29th March 2006

The day was big enough... big big day.. a day tat concerns 20% of my coursework in Biz Comm class... a day.. when chi ho will make his world-shaking... ground breaking speech... the day tat will demonstrate to SMU wat classy tok cock means... then suddenly... i received a call from my dear ICEE grp mate...

We shortlisted for ICEE presentation...

Wat the hell... same day as my biz comm presentation... jialat lor... muz prepare slides.. muz make a lot of changes to our mistake-full project (even we can find our own mistakes.. wat the hell are they thinking?)...

The preparation part was torturous enough... especially the ICEE project.. haha.. itz veri difficult one ok.. muz tink of reasons to cover for our veri veri veri obvious and veri veri wrong mistakes haha... but we got it through...

On the day itself...

I reach school... walk into the room where i am supposed to make my groundbreaking speech... suddenly my dear justin started to luff at me...

Luff for wat... i say.. n he point at my lower body (my shoes lar... wat u tinking...)... oh my god... i m wearing formal... without black leather shoes... i wore sports shoes!!!! OH MY GOD... wat happened to the normally impeccable chi ho? No wonder on the way.. so mani ppl look at me... i tot i too yandao esp when i wearing formal... No wonder the cleaning auntie giv me mischievous look juz now...

Nvm... i force justin to borrow me his black shoes... then.. when itz my turn to make my brilliant presentation... OH MY GOD... my powerpoint file failed to work...CANNOT open!!!! The ang moh tutor a bit buay song liao.... Y u nv back up???? hmm... Cuz... i believe in technology? My thumb drive to be exact... Then.. i had to giv my presentation without visual aids...

Sibey sian... tatz like how mani percent gone liao.. n chi ho's mood affected lor... gone were the Jose Mourinho like arrogance... the style of Arsene Wenger... I hope the tutor giv me some visual marks lar... chi ho's face deserve full marks for visual lor hahaha

Haiz.. tatz not all lor... when i was making my way to Suntec.. where my ICEE presentation was held... it rained.. din tell anyone.. but i got drenched lor... n my blazer dropped on the dirty dirty bus floor... kaoz....

Reach there le... nearly fall on escalator... my teamates yi4 ge4 liang3 ge4 all stand behind n luff at their poor leader... say i absorb all the bad luck le... argh..haha

Presentation was ok... at least our file worked.... then... during Q n A... wow.. i enjoyed it haha... veri exciting man... exciting cuz.. i anticipate them to catch our obvious mistakes.. which they din...haha... but they caught my other mistakes lar... n more serious mistakes... haha.. but it was nice... a nice experience...

After tat... we got SECOND!!! Haha... delighted lor.. like Liverpool get second lidat.. (they get second they delighted and happi le...)... but i open the prize n... diaoz... If i hav to use a word to describe.. it'll be parsimonous...

NVm.. at least got prize... n itz a good good experience... woo hoo....

PA

I got allocated to a firm in my second phase choice... i initially quite happy.. at least nv enter phase three.. then.. .i look at the address n i feel like killing myself...

Havelock road...

Apollo Centre...

OH MY GOD... i tot it was like wheelock road (the borders there...) tatz y i choose... why i so blur??????... kaoz... now look more clearly then... CHINATOWN!!! DAmmit lor... everydae muz look at aunties... haha so sian lor...

N i look at the website.. chicken.. the firm name got partnerS rite... how come i onli see one partner name.. .hmm...

N the pay.. is ... meagre... argh... i feel so cheap labour lor... i shld hav chosen to Hub n hub instead... ARRRRR

Manchester United

With anticipation.. i checked the scores...

Chelsea Oil company 3-0 Manchester Glazer United

With a heavy heart... i looked at the report...

ROOOOOOONey injured....

There goes Man Utd and England...

N there goes my bet....

I m mentally prepared...

To put a condom over my head.. n run round SRC....

Special thanks...

Lastly.. wanna thank my frens who had been there to giv me some advice during this period... haha.. i found them.. erm... Useful? haha... oh my god.. why am i so sarcastic? haha....

Woo hoo exams end le... can slack.. for a few days.. then i muz report to my boss for 10 weeks... sianz... wait he take me as a threat how? haiz.. sometimes.. being too yandao can be a disadvantage one....

Sorry for making u all puke... haha... nxt entry.. then i promise not to ok? haha...

lAst pOst tiLL eXaMS

2006-03-21T21:28:00.000+08:00

Due to the overwhelming vomits that my frens have suffered when reading my blog n looking at my face (wahaha)... i hav decided not to be BHB this entry...haha

ok.. lets start wif the SUONA DEBACLE haha

Sat... got this performance at Holy Innocents... then this Ruiyang as usual... veri weak n useless... wake up late then muz take cab... hah... waste money onli... want to take cab tell me mah.. then u can come lon-pang me also...

Anyway i tot itz onli small little performance for the little boys and girls... then it turned out to be quite major...

Before tat... went to hav breakfast first... then ordered prata... then when the Indian stall helper come giv me my prata.. he said sth nobody can understand... hah.. the Indian super tongue twister.... before i can react... ruiyang gave him 20 cents n he left...haha

No lar... the Indian not asking for 20 cents tips ok... he asking me to giv him 20 cents so tat he can giv me more exact change... but only Ruiyang can understand him... mayb Ruiyang is Indian in previous life lar.. haha

At the performnace.. tamade... i skipped FIVE beats... yes.. FIVE beats... cuz i tink i played like rocket launcher lidat.. then tat part cannot keep up liaoz...haha.. damn paiseh lar... muz say sorri to NTUCO....

After tat.. quite depressed lar... then... went to play soccer at evening...

I guess the frustration shows... i fought for every single ball..okok.. almost every ball... i mean the big ball rolling on the floor hor.. in case u tink wat... the SOCCER ball...ventin my frustrations i guess...

Next day... got CHALET... qing gong yan... I in charge of buying stuff... wif... erm... an aspiring cowboy... I not cowboi ok... i m veri straight man....

Then buy finish liaoz.. muz wait for mr AH Pek n his pick up... cuz he wanna "pick me up" hah...

At Chalet.... quite fun lar... somehow... i m treated like one of the leads in the cowboy sequel... the Triangle.... wth.. .i dun wanna cowboi wif 2 guys lor... yucks... muz say again.. I M A MAN... A STRAIGHT MAN....

Keep on pressing Ruiyang to fulfil his forfeit... he so humji lor... keep on say dun wan haha... then still say i m tooth-pick boi (sexual connatations here...)... if i m ya2-qian1 nan3... then u beehun boi ok... touch water onli become soft wahahha....

Then wait until MRT train then dare to do the forfeit.. n do also onli do half onli... wth... Ruiyang... i tink ur one diameter is realli in nanometers one...hah...

Next stop is... the PRATA incident.. not related to Indians ok... hah... this one is by popular demand frm Haoyang.. the veri itchy and sunny Ah Pek...

somehow.... due to Haoyang n Frens... erm... i was led to believe tat QY's family is open prata shop one...wahaha... stupid Haoyang... make me paiseh onli... i tink QY a bit stun when i ask her..haha... Haoyang so happi somemore... keep on ask me to write on my blog...

NVm... now.. lets write to JS... my dear fren....

After listening to ur "plight", i guess u r quite weak... to hang on to tat feelings... but at least u stronger than me lar.. dare to face up to tat feelings...haha... i onli bottle up onli lar...haha... so u r stronger than me lar.. but still weak cuz i VERI weak..haha

Then... after reading to ur blog... u look stronger... woah... someone ta1 shan1 u leh... n u say quite chio somemore... wah... letz not talk abt her eyesight shall we..haha...

Eh... how come this kind of thing nv happen to me one ar? haha... i guess tatz y u stronger than me lar... dun nid to feel humji cuz u nv ask for her number lar... a lot of the VS gang ppl will do tat... me included of cuz lar... i cmi in this kind of stuff..haha... as u all always say... i like to act strong..... full of concepts and tactics.. but practical is fail one...haha....Hope u feel betta lar... i so good rite.. told u all i am a good catch..haha

This entry marks the temporary suspension of my blogging life till May 06... nid to realli NERD big time for my exams alreadi... Each entry takes abt 1 hour to write u know (this one onli took 0.5 hour so not veri entertaining lar)... muz read and edit so as to entertain u all haha... so... miss me... girls if miss me can giv me a call... i confirm pick up haah...

Hell in a Week

2006-03-09T23:47:00.000+08:00

3/3/2006

Any coincidence with any real life person is unintentional and a mere coincidence....

Day before the big day... like nth to do.. so decided to start doing the contracts...

As i opened my CO special confidential top secret file... sth caught my eye...

How come this signature look weird ah? like cartoon like tat...

So i checked wif the previous signature... Chicken... TOTALLY DIFFERENT....

how come this person like to come a lot of pattern??? i so nice person... u giv me so many cockster pattern.....

GOt realli pissed frm then on... VERI pissed... for veri veri long... abt 10 mins lidat....

Then got some idiot come chat wif me on msn... say i fu*cking slack... everyday do nothing and zuo bo lan... no prizes for guessing who lar...then i got realli irritated...

Glad tat this idiot come tok to me... cuz i got irritated a while then my mood becum good again...

mayb its the brokeback effect... i m getting gay wahahah....

End of disclaimer.... read on....

4/3/2006

Big day for NTUCO... for me also.. cuz quite a lot of things to do....

My job is to run around SCH... to "invite" the members to get to backstage on time...

Imagine running around in leather shoes... normally i veri the fit one... no cramps one (cuz run veri little during soccer then no cramps lar haha)... it took onli a while before my toes start to cramp....

But worth it lar... FULL HOUSE leh...thanks to great efforts frm our Ticketing and Publicity...

Of cuz.. muz thank me also lar... Warning: the following might be disturbing to u...

Viewer discretion advised

Muz be they heard tat got one yandao performing... haha... more yandao than Anikin (if u noe who he is...)... blowing his big trumpet at the back... (not boasting.... its LITERAL)... so solid...wahaha... highlight lar....

Sorri if u feel nauseous... realli sorri... but... i nv say who it is ok... so whoever comes into ur mind... not my fault... n it represents ur true feelings (abt who is yandao wahahhaa)...

End of advise, read on...

Aft the concert.. went back to nanyang hse... then... aiyoh... the blazers so ruan.. veri frustrating... dunno y lidat... dunno y ppl cannot be more adult and responsible....

Anyway... ppl start to tok abt future plans for CO...

Young Boi (veri young boi) say wanna organise exchange wif malaysia ppl....

Sorri to pour hot water... but.. i tink got a few things muz settle be4 tinking of tat... like where to practise... where to hold the concert... how to share costs... not so easy to reach consensus wif the other party one... outside world not as nice as young boi tinks...

Then started to tok crap... then went to justin's hall for the nite... invite him play cowboy wif me dun wan... sianz..hahaha

6/3/2006

Interview day... my onli chance for Phase 1.. went to a foreign bank...

I become statue there for 1 hour before i can enter... my brain like fossilised liaoz lor.. n itz like 545pm liaoz... i feel sleepy and stony...

then inside.. woah.. impressed... they sent 2 big shots to interview me... small little bird...

starting still good.. wat is ur preferred working style? woah.. exactly wat i hav prepared... so started crapping like a happi small little bird....

Then the hunters took their shotguns and bazookas and ask me... Tell me abt the company and the department... alamak... i prepare crapping qn... nv prepare factual qn... die lar... so dunno wat to say... then juz anyhow whack...

Then this guy took this Mother of all Missles, point at me and ask me... How much do you know about derivative? like Structured notes?

....zzzzz....

Realli sleepy lar.. so... cannot recall anything... chicken... ask me interesting things lar.. like... what r ur strengths and weaknesses?

Aft tat qn.. i know i buang liaoz...

Then woah.. they reject me the time.. still quite nice lar... got feedback... Well, the interviewers tink u started off veri well.... but as it went on...... haiz........

nvm... nxt time i diedie muz memorise company info and technical shit... if not... i will become a sad slave... i dun wan....

8/3/2006

Chleski Oil Company is out of champions league... woah.. happi... then i put on my msn... tonite liverpool's turn.. then Ruiyang come and kaobei....

So like last time.. we bet... this time.. forfeit... bigger than last time... wahaha....

9/3/2006

33 shots, 66% possession... liverpool sampan sank... Hah... Ruiyang remember ur forfeit leh... i'll wait n see ur body....wahaha... muz do it during Qing Gong Yan ok? infront of everyone hhahaha

Haiz... i got a lot of CO stuff to settle... quite sianz... but submitted iCEE liaoz.. weight off my back... now... i hav to play catch up.. esp when i cant even solve a maths qn... die... still got marketing project to present on monday... ARGH...

promise

2006-02-24T20:49:00.000+08:00

Today i made one BIG promise to myself...

This promise will change my life...

Plz lar... i not toking abt getting a girlfren or wat ok...

I tink i'll juz becum a sad little monk lar ok... i so cocked up i cant even join the SDU (Singles Dulan Unhappy) club... cuz i too yandao... haiz.. wat to do... if i send in application they will tell me to go home n fly kite... so yandao still say single and dulan... the president of the club also dun wan me.. wait he will stay single dulan and unhappy forever...

So my promise is not abt getting a girlfren... i cant support one anyway (i am juz a poor little boi... like those poor little scholar u see on tv... veri sad case one... but me different, i not the imperial scholar, and i more yandao hahaha)

Aft attending the AIA tok, i realise i veri poor... veri veri poor...

Every semester i will make the same dream.... not those kind of yellow colour dream lar... i pure and innocent kind... wun make this kind of dream one...

The dream to get all As...

Itz elusive.. it will remain elusive.. but.. i wanna achieve it...Last sem i got close.. but stupid idiotic Info System... get B.... not even B+... make me more dulan than SDU....

So i promise myself... i wanna study hard... but.. actually i make this kind of promises like 10 times in a sem... this sem too busy, so onli make the first time... no time lar...wat to do..since i decide 24th Feb last day of slacking, got time to make promise...

Yesterday, some guy ask me: u tink i handsome or not?

Wah lao... trying to play BrokeBack Mountain is it??? i not cowboy... i not homo lar.. i hav nth against homos.. juz dun come n try to be funni wif me can liaoz...u can go play wif urself... or ur boifren over there...

Watched Munich... before the release.. cuz Mr. Micracle borrow me... in xchange for my tutorials for his gf... (i also din do lar... i go class and copy one...).. woah... the show make me tink.. if u kill Osama, it will lead to 10 Osamas who are more Osama than Osama...

ok.. i tink i crapped enough today... letz enjoy my last day of slacking....

to those who r like me... P.S. GOH for concert not Mr Lim Ah Keong...

Happy valentine

2006-02-19T01:19:00.000+08:00

Valentine's day... 14/2/2006

Eh... as usual.. nth big n shocking n surprising happen...

Not talking abt myself lar... girl say she like me is veri natural and not surprising one.. always happen in my dreams (n onli in my dreams wahhaha...)

i mean sth shocking... like JJ having a HOT date (tatz VERI shocking)...

Since i m single... i devote to CO lor... itz like the SDU (Singles DuLAN Unhappy) party lidat.. juz tat... inside got a lot of VERi eligible ppl.. (like ME.... haha)...

Ok.. enough of BHB stuff... suddenly realised tat my recess week is coming...but then.. it makes the other usual weeks like recess weeks...

Got Company Law assignment... got marketing assessed case, got AA205 quiz.. got CO... Woah... n then u read NSF's blog u will get more DuLAN and Unhappy than the SDUs...

Chicken...all slack and slack and slack.. work a bit of overtime wanna kaobei.. i work OT everyday ok... then work in Office somemore wanna complain...

Anyway Juz lost a bet to Ruiyang.. cuz Man Utd lost to Liverpool... so... i hav forfeit to do on Monday... haiz..nvm... i will win the bigger bet when Man Utd finishes second... haha.. then Ruiyang will hav to run round the sch w/o his pants wif a condom over his head wahaha....

So let us join in the chorus..."Liverpool lose... liverpool lose..."

a day when I felt FU*CKED

2006-02-14T00:11:00.000+08:00

Note: The story below is purely fictional... any concidence wif any real life person is not intentional....

Today is monday... I go to my beloved CCA... Finally... I am the first one there... but no one to prove so quite sad...haha....

Then... i went around performing my duties.... (see.. i not slack one...)

I walked into a room... alreadi sweating all over... i tot to myself... FINALLY Ar..., last one man.. faster finish faster go....

Then... i went in.. greeted the person... n.... he asked me whether i m the moneyman of my CCA...

WOAH Kao... i tot to myself... WTF did i get myself into now????

Wif his unfinished dinner (the time was past 730pm liaoz.. i m VERI SURE) "U go n tell ppl story... I NEVER say i Wun sign rite... I onli SUGGESTING TO YOU... If u let me sign... I will take the big picture n SIGN!!!!"

At tat moment... i feel like giving myself one tight slap..... Y din i use the nice audio recording function on my nice but outdated T610 tat day n record down wat he said tat day?? Y? Y i so stupid???

Then after kena FU*cKed... he sign n i left...

Now at home.. i feel like giving myself another tight slap...

Y i Didn't record down wat he said today????

Mayb my interpretation is wrong... mayb i interpreted him wrongly.. but itz juz a maybe... which is y i didn't defend myself... Who can prove anything w/o recording???

But if i nv interpreted/remembered wrongly, he said today tat.. he will sign if i gave him to sign...

It suddenly struck me... y would someone who insist tat he gave onli his opinion n not his decision (mayb i still dun understand the diff betw the two... i dean list student onli...)... say tat?

Doesn't it sound like " I rejected you, but if u gave me, i will still sign it..." Of cuz u can say tat he meant " I gave my opinion (negative opinion), but if u gave me, i will still sign it..."

U may tink tat i m being defensive... n I dun DEny tat...

but i tink i can believe myself... in any case, the ans i got tat day was 3 positive 1 negative...tatz wat i tink... i respect his opinions... but.. they remain his opinions... n i nid ANSWERS on tat day to do my work... i CAN'T work on opinions...

N suddenly, i became someone throwing dagger at target on ppl's back... ok lor.. if tatz wat u tink... the other 3 ask me who sign then i juz say mah...

Not happi is it... nxt time i throw at target on ur face lor...

END OF STORY...

as i hav said, any concidence is not intentional...

On a lighter note... ok lar...CCA was quite nice overall... juz tat i was a bit too tired to enjoy.. n i got tons of work to do...

I tink i shld giv myself another slap.. i got so much work still blog...

i really am screwed all over...

NBS vs SMU

2006-02-09T20:28:00.000+08:00

Last week.. my marketing lecturer told us, " Do noe wat NTU's positioning is? All of u sure noe one..."... ALAMAK... i tink i not normal... i dunno leh... but... i noe SMU's positioning can?... see how fu*ked up NTU's marketing is????

For ur info (I sure u all also dunno...)... NTU is supposed to be practical... WOW.... so impressive rite... we r practical... if we can get a sweet for 3 cents... we won't pay 3.00000000001 cents for it... Wah... Wow...

Then the lecturer say... SMU smart avoid direct competition wif us... they position as entrepreneurship and lazy-fare (dunno how to spell the french word...)... yar rite... i tink tat's like a direct attack at the "practical" NBS....

I truly believe wat SMU says of itself... They realli different.. Veri different...

They located at town... so tat their sexy girls and guys can go chiong after their lessons...
They are super vocal... yar.. i agree... any situation also like to tok... wait terrorist point a gun at them tell them to shut up.. but they will not... cuz they trained to talk in all circumstances... so... they talk n talk until the terrorist cannot take it anymore...and BANG... goodbye...
They super creative.. they got this lesson muz go outside and hav guy act woman... wah... so creative... i alwayz see those kind of things on TV like 10 yrs ago (Liang Poh Poh)... n.. i tink they juz really got a lot of time...(in other words boliaoz)

But.. NBS also got a lot of problem...

They like to say... We got the Substance... yar yar... u wrap diamond in shit and put it in the middle of CBD... tell them... inside got substance... ppl will believe u ar?
NBS like nv get publicity frm media one... i tot Comm studies school in NTU u noe.. but NTU/NBS nv get anything one... we win Loreal Award also nv say... other VERI DIFFERENT school get lotsa tat for anything... like... SMU team climbs mountain...WOW.....
Kena PM say... NTU muz find itz own niche... i tot our niche is "PRACTICAL?" ... even PM dunno sia... but wat he say of SMU? Good good... kaoz...
Like to copy SMU... SMU offer double degree u muz offer... stupid lor.. offer sth like TRIPLE degree lar... DIFFERENTIATION leh....

Enough said... I tink NBS muz do much more...

This JJ... nt happi wif one of my entry..." I not top 150 lar... I top 145 lor..." Stamina so good... but onli in running lar... other kind of stamina (wahhaha) i dunno lar...

Then got CO main comm steamboat.. quite fun lar... itz like first time together... as usual.. Hooi Hwang muz come up wif a lot of pattern and stunt... he's now the official "ZHU" (Pig.. as in MCP) of CO...

Haiz.. damn sianz... now muz go n do the stupidest subject ever created... AA205... wth... I juz hate this subject... the tutor say " i also quite stumped betw events and consequences... wat exactly is an event and consequence?" Chicken.. u PhD dunno.. we A level muz noe... wth.... ARGH....

Plz COme for NTUCO concert

2006-01-30T00:17:00.000+08:00

CAC concert is finally over... hurray... dun misunderstand.. i like to help the cancer foundation... itz juz that i tink the whole event maybe raised... $1? or $2?

First... they need us to go to SCH on Friday.. then tell us to take the 815 bus frm ntu... wah... when qy tell me.. i stun tio... but.. to prevent ppl frm saying i slack.. i decided to go at tat time... but... when i supposed to wake up at 615, i cannot even stand straight..(Chiong Xbox the night be4)... so i msg QY say i go myself... haha... actually i quite scared wait QY scold me.. cuz she a bit moody one..hahaha.... but heng she quite good mood...

Reach there then they wanna giv me tour of the place... plz lar... giv me tour for wat... i wun mind the tour if the guide was a chio bu... but it was a guy.. n a guy who juz cannot get over his army life... DUN SABO PPL PERFORMANCE... THE RULE STARTS FROM NOW... eh plz lar... i civilian.. i bigger than ur five star general ok...

After tat.. waited a few hours for juz one rehearsal... damn stupid...during tat period of a few hours... i dunno played how many times Jun Ma and Yao Zu... i tink every hour play like 2 times lidat... wah... but everyone like quite enjoy so i muz let them enjoy my nice Suona music ahahaha...

Then the horny Andy.. the guy who wanted to be the face of CO... always alternating between gay and horny boy... like to touch me.. i know i veri sexy.. but plz dun touch me leh... unless u girl lar... anyway... he target my fren... but she's taller than Andy..hahahaha

Then come to the performance.. i look at the audience n i feel veri sad... at most one quarter filled? dunno whether it will even cover the booking cost lor... i feel sad for the children... so i played my saddest Jun Ma (which means i go off tune...haha)

Then comes the new.. the yearly Do Nothing festival... haiz.. nobody wanna visit me... and i dun wanna visit anybody.. so... i juz sleep and sleep and play game and play game... SIANZ ar.. but i like it...haha

Today i read the newspaper abt this racist blogger... then i remembered wat Hui Huang told me tat my blog racist wait kena charge... at first i tot.. plz lar... where got so heng... but the more i read the more i hum... wah.. wait i kena deport to China how? or wait they punish me go China's neighbour how? wah dun wan... muz change my previous post....

Anyway... now i wanna advertise NTUCO Concert.. Plz come... it will definitely be pleasing to the ear... we will hav veri diff styles frm previous concerts... n it will definitely be aesthetically pleasing... DUn hesitate... contact me NOW!!!

wat a HECTIC week

2006-01-26T00:50:00.000+08:00

I thought last sem was tough... with AA201 being the super heavy reading subject plus my CO (i m not as free as i look...)... life was tough...

This sem.. life is even TOUGHER.... i tot 201 was behind me... now comes AA205... the crazy module tat expects us to conduct a consultancy work in a host organisation... Just looking for a host organisation is enough work... and the readings are also quite a lot...

We had our soccer day on sun last week instead of on sat.. cuz we can't book the court.. muz be tat bunch of Indian She-man... or should i say She-men... a bunch of dunno man or woman...

Anyway, the weather looked fine so i decided to go play... as usual... i went out when the rest are already playing haha.... At the bus stop... suddenly, all of a sudden, it started to pour... talk abt bad luck... argh...

Then when i reach there.., it was still raining quite heavily and i could see a bunch of fanatical idiots still playing in the rain... but i m not an idiot.. i veri clever one.. or so i tot.. so i decided to go cut hair first...

Wah... cut hair finish tink i realli veri clever..., the rain almost stopped liaoz.. so i go to the CC n went into the court...

I started kaobei-ing wif the rest... then... all of a sudden.. i could smell danger frm kok wai... with his wet and smelly shirt and shorts, he gave me a gay hug...

Then the others saw and all came.. Ho teck, fei jie, jeremy, yellow... all came to give the yandao a gay hug... then they try to "gang-rape" by trying to pile themselves on me...

What the shit.... after all those MOTHER of gay hugs..., i stood up... and my underwear wet liaoz... i tot i was smart....

Well... tat was the onli time i could realli enjoy myself... cuz after soccer... i had to work hard again... haiz...

CO prac... twice a week... muz kena kaobei by instructors... muz call so mani ppl... muz remind ppl so mani things... muz do PA...

Talking abt PA, i muz complain liaoz... they idiot.. onli let me choose acc PA... wat the hell... i double spec is for show one is it... y dun let me take banking PA?? I email the small bird n she say she cannot do anything but to giv me advice... i email the biggest bird he realli act like big bird dun wanna reply... in the end... i no choice.. choose 2 banks...

No Big 4 for me... after i saw the KPMG advertisement showing an African black in the desert... BIg 4 associated wif slavery.... i dun wanna be slave....i wanna be the owner of the slaves.. but to become owner.. muz first be slave...

haiz... got performance on friday... u noe its diastrous when its organised by CAC... say we inefficient... i tink CAC the most inefficient one...

sianz... life is realli hectic and sianz

when i know there's a prob in my life

2006-01-19T01:59:00.000+08:00

I guess I'll alternate the writing style in my blog... It seems tat my blog are a bit too chim and abstract for ppl to understand... when Fei Jie complained, i tot it was becuz he's always intellectually challenged (he still is)..., but when Junjie, the MAN with eight distinctions during A levels, the NSF Clerk who is top 200 for the Marathon..., itz time to change a little...

Well... I am supposed to help CAC promote itz Arts from the Hearts charity concert... CO is performing...which means the highlight of the day will be me...haha... but after going for the rehearsal last sunday... I hereby WITHDRAW all my solicitations....

The concert... is at best second grade.... u get to see lion dance... and drums...and dances... and lots of mistakes...U also get to see the fakest wushu fighting...wif realli lame background music (the song from Zui Wu Di)... and of cuz... u know sth's wrong when even me.. yes ME dunno who is the chioest girl ard...(u get the idea...)

Then on Monday... i hav this 4 hr break frm my lesson to CO prac.... Stupid Hui Huang (Fei Jie's Bro, another intellectually impaired guy haha) was late for our dinner "date"... this is wat happens when u dun hav a gf... anyway.., he was late.. and made us nearly late for CO prac... I veri committed one ok... my New Year's resolution is NOT TO BE LATE FOR CO... if not more and more ppl say i slack during CO... which i STRONGLY protest... NO NO NO... I am not as free as i look ok....behind tat cool and veri yandao face is a veri busy man.... ok lar... quite busy....

Haiz.. nowadays.. too mani things to worri abt... like AA205 Project.. i honestly tink AA205 will be the killer which will kill off my Dean's List.... haiz... juz look at my notebook... in one day...the first day.. .i 've filled up one page of things to do... argh...

Handling criticism

2006-01-05T20:28:00.000+08:00

Another of my whiny entry...

I believe myself to be someone to be able to take criticism... but not all kinds of stupid criticism...

If you criticise me, I think u should realli tink through the reasons behind my actions... u may tink they are unreasonable and stupid and idiotic, but to me, everything i do is done for a reason...

When what you say is constructive, and true, then, I will take the criticism and do some soul searching myself... and i have taken criticism and changed myself plenty of times... so i dun tink i m someone who cannot handle such remarks...

But when i see no reason in your criticism, i can tell u that u hav made me real pissed....

This one stupid incident today realli made me pissed...

Someone criticised me for something i dun believe to be my fault... and I interpret tat statement to be an affront to my intelligence...

It all begun when i had to submit sth to someone... and there's a deadline i had to adhere to... and which i feel the deadline to be absolutely unnecessary...

And we juz couldn't agree on the timing to meet cuz of classes... and suddenly, i'm accused of being VERY INEFFICIENT (Tats how i interpreted the msg... i tink anyone wif average intelligence can tell frm the msg...)

Hey, i dun tink itz any fault of mine or the person's... Our timings dun allow us to agree on a time and place... tatz all...

Sure, i could hav submitted it earlier... but is it worthwhile for both of us to come down to school during the holidays juz to submit 2 receipts??????????? How efficient is tat?

I juz can't understand or stand it... when someone accuse me of "keep pushing it back"... hey, who was the one who did not even reply to my msg...

Enough said... I dun tink itz my fault.. u suck... IDIOT

Respect VS Consensus

2005-12-27T21:58:00.000+08:00

People like to give comments and opinions.. abt anyone, anything they have a problem with...

Me too...

However, I prefer to make some things clear:

Just becuz i respect your comments does not mean I agree with you...

Personally, I respect everyone's right to their opinion, their personal view and insight to everything (including me...)

But that does not necessarily translate into Consensus...

How do you define consensus?

Well, all in all..., it means Agreement, a coincidence of feelings about a particular matter...

But if you interpret my silence towards ur comments as agreement, then i think u r gravely mistaken...

It more properly translates into: I reserve my comments...

Or sometimes, itz juz becuz i prefer not to launch into a vociferous opposition towards ur comments...

In other words, my silence means NEGATIVE...

Itz not encouragement towards ur's perpetual yabbing....

If a comment is made in good humour e.g. insults/vugularities hurled at me, i won't ignore and pretend not to hear wat u said...i will laugh and insult u back...

But... if someone makes some hurtful comments (particularly abt me)..., i will definitely IGNORE tat opinion... and u are still my friend...

Juz remember tat i will ALWAYS REMEMBER wat u said...

i'm sorry... but my memory is super good towards things i dislike...

got life vs no life

2005-09-10T00:08:00.000+08:00

some losers like to say tat other ppl hav no life compared to them. yar yar... they are juz yaya-ing away... i can fly kite so i hav a life, u stay at home to read u no life? plz lar...

start by looking at wat constitutes everyone's life

Should i go to the party? Should i jio tat chio bu over there? Should i be social or anti social today?

wat are the singular answers tat ppl can giv? YES or NO.

should i jio tat chio bu? should i go chiong tonite? should i nerd tonite?

yes no yes no yes no yes no

ppl doesn't seem to acknowledge tat..., but its the simple truth tat life is made up of purely yes and no...

so u like to chiong and i like to stay at home. u hav life and i hav no life?

ur life is still made of yes and no juz like mine...

so for those who tink tat they hav a lot of life by chionging compared to those who prefer staying at home...perhaps u all shld tink again...

go wake up your loser idea plz...